Showing posts with label Kate Middleton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kate Middleton. Show all posts

Monday, May 9, 2011

Princess at the Supermarket

Can it be last Friday again? I miss last Friday. 
Princess at the Supermarket


Princess Catherine* was photographed at the Waitrose in Anglesey, Wales yesterday – home for her and Prince William, just settling into life on their modest farmhouse, and she the doting housewife preparing dinner for when he comes home from work at the air force base. 


Princess at the Supermarket

Princess at the Supermarket


She has really, really great hair. And are they working on producing an heir? The Morton Report noted the other day that the trend is that royal babies come quickly. Charles and William were born within a year of their parents’ wedding. That, however, may be an old school approach. Will and Kate are modernising the system. They may decide they want to enjoy just being married for a while. This conversation could take up several hours. Maybe by Monday my Royal Obsession will wane. I have some doubts. 
Princess at the Supermarket

Princess at the Supermarket

Princess at the Supermarket
Anyway, someone asked me the other day if it’s all PR – the part about them living a rather ordinary life over there. In comparison to the palace-hopping you’d automatically assume from those in their position and, whether you believe it or not, it’s probably closer to a civilian existence than an upyourass one. This, after all, is how it was like for them when they met at St Andrews and where Will was left, relatively, undisturbed. 

Princess at the Supermarket

Princess at the Supermarket
When I went there to report on the story for CTV in March, I saw the corner apartment Will occupied – it wasn’t the Throne Room, I’m telling you, and the places they hung out, the pubs, the cafes, it’s all very… unremarkable. In fact, I remember going into the loo at Ma Bells and thinking to myself that the facilities were cramped and that he would have had no privacy taking a leak. I mean sure, of course, he has his own security team, obviously, and they’d station themselves at a distance to offer protection, but it’s not like he could ever walk around without it. Most of the people we talked to said they barely noticed on a daily basis. The bodyguards would sit in a kebab shoppe all day down the road. This really was the closest he could come to being ordinary. 

Am told their home then is not massive, and while there’s someone who comes in and tidies up, maybe helps with the cooking now and again, there’s no full time staff up in there waiting on them day and night.
What she actually does with her time is a different story.

For starters, I guess she goes for groceries. In skinny jeans, a sweater, and, always, wearing that famous engagement ring. I would be afraid to walk around with it like that, especially at the Waitrose. You know when you buy meat and sometimes the meat juice leaks out of the plastic? I wouldn’t want to get meat juice on that ring is all I’m saying.

But, again, she’s the Common Princess. It’s just a very, very smart image they’re cultivating. So, so, so smart.

*For those of you getting all huffy about “Princess”, this is why I’m calling her Princess as opposed to Duchess:

From The Daily Telegraph, Saturday April 30, 2011
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“The Queen gave the couple their first wedding gift by bestowing on Prince William the title of Duke of Cambridge, meaning Miss Middleton will be known as HRH the Duchess of Cambridge. But in a break with protocol, Paddy Harverson, the Prince of Wales’s communications secretary, encouraged the public to use the names Prince William and Princess Catherine if they preferred. He said ‘I think it’s absolutely natural that the public might want to call them Prince William and Princess Catherine and no one is going to have any argument with that.’”

Harverson runs the messages out of Clarence House. Clarence House is the official residence of the Prince of Wales. Clarence House represents Prince Charles and his sons. Clarence House handled all the releases for the Wedding. 

Monday, May 2, 2011

Royal Scandal | Kate Middleton


                    Uh-oh, did Kate Middleton commit her first public faux pas as a future royal?

Prince William‘s princess-to-be caused a stir over the weekend when she bucked convention by wearing black (gasp!) to a friend’s wedding.
Kate rocked a dress with a sheer, plunging neckline under a velvet Libelula coat, pillbox hat, wine-colored clutch and matching purple heels to the nuptials of Louise Stourton and Harry Aubrey-Fletcher on Saturday, the day before her 29th birthday—her last one as a commoner. 
Her dark ensemble raised some eyebrows in the U.K. The Daily Mail sniped, “Hope you won’t wear black on April 29, Kate,” while News of the World speculated whether she wore a bra with the headline “Did Kate Boob?”
Not all the scrutiny was negative, though. InStyle U.K. gushed, “Black is perhaps not the most traditional shade to wear to a wedding, but these days it’s increasingly more accepted and, quite frankly, Kate looks divine,” before declaring Kate a “modern-day princess.”
We say Kate—who attended the event with Prince William, along with Prince Harryand Fergie‘s daughter Princess Beatrice—looks chic and very elegant. And she did throw in some color, so no big deal.
What we really want to know about are the details of her wedding dress.
No official announcements have been made about the maker of Kate’s top-secret gown, but plenty of names have been thrown around, including British designer-to-the-stars Phillipa Leply and Bruce Oldfield, who created many of Princess Diana‘s evening gowns.
Royal reporter Yvonne Yorke tells us, “It’s been suggested that it would be Issa.” Yep, that’s the same Issa that created the blue engagement announcement dress.
“From what I was told the designer is going to be someone who is not well known,” Yorke continues. “It’s going to be a young designer and someone who has worked with the Middletons before, meaning Kate, her sister and her mother.”
Can’t wait to see the dress during the wedding of the century!
Only 109 days to go…not that we’re counting or anything.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Hilarious Royal Wedding Pictures

Hilarious Royal Wedding Pictures – Here are the some funny pictures of the royal wedding (Princess Kate Middleton and Prince William)




Comic Relief – According to illustrator Mike Collins, Kate & William: A Very Public Love Story, follows a long tradition of “comics for girls in which the girl dreams of meeting someone famous and falling in love.”
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In Sickness & In Health – On a less adorable note, British graphic designer Lydia Leith designed souvenir sick bags as a humorous representation of royal wedding overkill. The paper bags, which are selling for £3, show the words “Throne Up” above an illustration of Prince William and his fiancee.
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Nailing It:  Nail care company Butter London gave a nod to the tabloids by releasing a glittery, mauve-lavendar nail polish called “No More Waity, Katie,” which pokes fun at Kate’s perseverance in waiting for William’s proposal.
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Raise Your Glass - The fine people at Castle Rock Brewery, the largest in Nottingham, have come up with a special “Kiss Me Kate” beer to celebrate the occasion. They began serving their concoction a month before the couple’s wedding date and the beer is “British to the core” — no imported hops or barley allowed.
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That’s A Wrap - Heritage Condoms created their aptly-named line of “Crown Jewels” condoms to celebrate the happy occasion. “Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure,” the company says. Though, the packaging warns, “Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs.”

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Bear With Us  - The Royal Crown Derby Porcelain company has released a limited edition of 250 bear figurines created in the likenesses of William and Kate. The William bear is dressed in a blue waist coast and a jacket featuring the letter “C” (for Catherine, Kate’s full name), while the Kate bear wears a tiara and a dress with the letter “W” printed on her bodice.

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Royally Awesome - Upon hearing of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s engagement, scores of retailers scrambled to produce royal wedding memorabilia, items that will inevitably sell for thousands of dollars on eBay one day. Here’s our roundup of the most sentimental, strange and comically inappropriate commemorative pieces.
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Gnome Sweet Gnome – As kitschy as royal wedding gnomes sound, we’re relieved that their creators refrained from designing them in the likeness of the bride and groom. Instead, they’ve decked the conventional pair of male and female gnomes in wedding gear and hats printed with the Union Jack. B&Q, who also manufactured football gnomes for the 2010 World Cup, are selling the gnomes for £20 a pair.
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